Geek Squad Leader Gifts

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

Help a Nerd

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

A Fairytale Update

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Good Luck in your Exams.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"He's my school project for science class."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

The band.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Flute-a-licious.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Orchestra

Lady practising the clarinet.

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

She's a natural.

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Rock gods.

STRIP Hambone: Computer language