Geek Squad Leader Pillows

'I wonder why we geeks don't get more women?'

Help a Nerd

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

A Fairytale Update

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Good Luck in your Exams.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"He's my school project for science class."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

The band.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

Flute-a-licious.

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Orchestra

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

She's a natural.

Rock gods.

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'