Digital Convert Pillows

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

You will always find a spot to garden

Busking during a pandemic

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

It's the Fad Herald. I should've upgraded my phone. Hear ye. Today, a special announcement. The following is now in: Hope. Until further notice, that tingly, expectant feeling you're experiencing may be interpreted as optimism, mild euphoria, the illusion of better times ahead. Wow. Now that you mention it. Cool. Wait ... What do you man by illusion? Looking ahead to 2020 trends: Disappointment. Nah. We'll be fine, I'm sure.

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

'You might want to let that one go...'

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

"Agnes when did you go all religious?"

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

'Before booking-is it Euros in Bognor?'

"Are we done celebrating Pi Day yet?" "Not until I've completed the 'reading of the digits.'"

"Welcome to tech support. You have three minutes to rage at me before we put an actual technician on the line."

Vinyl Records CD's. It's odd that it was revolutionary when we stopped listening to music stored on spinning media.

Nice try, dear, but emptying the trash on the computer doesn't count.

A religious discussion

Lost in the laptop...

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

'They've rebranded the reference library.'