Digital Convert Gifts

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Busking during a pandemic

You will always find a spot to garden

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

'You might want to let that one go...'

"Agnes when did you go all religious?"

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

"Are we done celebrating Pi Day yet?" "Not until I've completed the 'reading of the digits.'"

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

'Before booking-is it Euros in Bognor?'

"Welcome to tech support. You have three minutes to rage at me before we put an actual technician on the line."

Nice try, dear, but emptying the trash on the computer doesn't count.

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

A religious discussion

Lost in the laptop...

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"