Canine Converter Gifts

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Distance to horizon varies.

You will always find a spot to garden

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Family drive along avenue of trees in open top car

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

"Yesterday's clothes, which weren't quite dirty enough to wash, or clean enough to put away" "The day before yesterday's clothes" "A parcel you have forgotten to send back" "Your sense of inner peace and harmony" "Clothes from the day before that" "A beloved sock, last seen in February 2023"

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

Now entering California, dude!

"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."

When this is buildings we can say we remember when all this was fields.

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'

Last orifice for 20 miles.

Cow and stable door 'What do you think of the barn conversion?'

'The door jammed.'

"Let's not have children."

Crumbling cookies & bouncing balls next 4 exits.

'There's something wrong with the windscreen washers!'

This is the quickest way to make a convertible! (low bridge).

Maybe I should get a convertible.

'Next, go to the 'Guard' menu and select 'Bark.''

Driver Overwhelmed by Traffic Signs.