Car Convert Gifts

You will always find a spot to garden

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.

"I found him at a garage sale."

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

New Electric Car

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

"It's a beautiful day. Let's take the soft-top."

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

When this is buildings we can say we remember when all this was fields.

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'You might want to let that one go...'

Soft-tops.

'There's something wrong with the windscreen washers!'

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

"Agnes when did you go all religious?"

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

No, we're NOT getting a convertible!

Cow and stable door 'What do you think of the barn conversion?'

'He practices the convertible car style of leadership - top down.'

A religious discussion