Car Convert Gifts

You will always find a spot to garden

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"I found him at a garage sale."

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

New Electric Car

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

"It's a beautiful day. Let's take the soft-top."

When this is buildings we can say we remember when all this was fields.

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'You might want to let that one go...'

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

"Agnes when did you go all religious?"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Cow and stable door 'What do you think of the barn conversion?'

Soft-tops.

'There's something wrong with the windscreen washers!'

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

'He practices the convertible car style of leadership - top down.'

A religious discussion