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'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

You will always find a spot to garden

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"I found him at a garage sale."

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

"It's a beautiful day. Let's take the soft-top."

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

When this is buildings we can say we remember when all this was fields.

'It only takes a minute to erect the hood, or five minutes if the family helps.'

'You might want to let that one go...'

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

"Agnes when did you go all religious?"

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

'There's something wrong with the windscreen washers!'

Soft-tops.

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

'He practices the convertible car style of leadership - top down.'

'Limousines'

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"Sometimes, I feel like life is passing me by."