Convertible Aficionado Gifts

"It's a beautiful day. Let's take the soft-top."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Route 666

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

Smile

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

The Lemmings of Montauk

Beware of Everything

Distance to horizon varies.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

Carpet

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."