Convertible Aficionado Prints

"It's a beautiful day. Let's take the soft-top."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Route 666

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Smile

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

Carpet

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

The Lemmings of Montauk

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Distance to horizon varies.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."