Convertibles Gifts

'What gives you the impression I was going fast, officer?'

'When I said 'topless' I meant the car.'

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Man spilling petrol as he fills his car.

'How's the new sports car.'

Soft-tops.

'There's something wrong with the windscreen washers!'

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Trump Poutine

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Keep on Truckin.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

You will always find a spot to garden

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Distance to horizon varies.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"I used to be a veterinarian."

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Newest items from the cooler image

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"No not the puppy please"