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'What gives you the impression I was going fast, officer?'

'When I said 'topless' I meant the car.'

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Man spilling petrol as he fills his car.

'How's the new sports car.'

Soft-tops.

'There's something wrong with the windscreen washers!'

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!

"If I had a 1964 ragtop Impala, I would never need anything else!"

"Sometimes, I feel like life is passing me by."

"Baldo, money doesn't buy happiness."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Trump Poutine

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

The Gladiator.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Keep on Truckin.

"It makes you look old."

You will always find a spot to garden

Distance to horizon varies.

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Leonard Nimoy