Convertible Car Enthusiast T-Shirts

'He practices the convertible car style of leadership - top down.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

You will always find a spot to garden

Distance to horizon varies.

The American Nightmare.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Family drive along avenue of trees in open top car

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

He comes by sometimes to tell me he quit my job, bought a convertible and is going to open a brewpub. Midlife crisis actor.