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'I don't think I can ask the missus to take this one for me '

Sailor in Car.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Blend Schools

Distance to horizon varies.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."