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'I don't think I can ask the missus to take this one for me '

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Mohammad's motors

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Blend Schools

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

Distance to horizon varies.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

The American Nightmare.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."