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'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

'What gives you the impression I was going fast, officer?'

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Warning: road blocked by a mirror that is giving the illusion of an unobstructed road

'Gee lady, when I bought your car, I didn't know you came with it.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

macarena free zone next 4 miles (sign on road)

'Just hold a minute till I see what the hell this guy's problem is...'

Right lane must be from out of town.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

'How's the new sports car.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'I know, I know, you told me not to buy a convertible!'

'This vehicle stops for all size 40C cups.'

'My car payments is $500 a month and cellular phone bill is over $900 a month.'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Pear: 'OH, hey WOW, there's my old Neighbourhood!

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Heart of America or Bypass

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'