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'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Fighting Gondoliers.

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

Ignore him he's just showing off

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'