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'What's your fish finder say?'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Remember when?... When was that?

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Fighting Gondoliers.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Canoe Carriers

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Winter Roadwork...

Ignore him he's just showing off

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'