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'What's your fish finder say?'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Remember when?... When was that?

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Fighting Gondoliers.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Canoe Carriers

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Employee Parking. The only way my boss practices "top-down" management is by driving a convertible.

Winter Roadwork...

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Ignore him he's just showing off

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."