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Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Bio Fuels.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Employee Parking. The only way my boss practices "top-down" management is by driving a convertible.

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Heart of America or Bypass

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

Acmeville welcomes you to leave your carbon footprint here.

'I know, I know, you told me not to buy a convertible!'

She hates it when her ears flap.

Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.