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'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

Cats on Board.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

French Early Bird

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Older and wiser

Information Super Highway 1950s style.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"