Classic Car Cruiser Gifts

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Cimafunk

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Sailor in Car.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Cats on Board.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"Do you buy cars here?"

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

Older and wiser

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

Information Super Highway 1950s style.