Luxury Cruiser Gifts

"No,it doesn't stand for road rage.Now clear off!"

Cimafunk

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"I'd rather be at the office."

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Big RV Camping

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Trump 2.0

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

"It was a gift from god."

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

'...Noah really knows how to build an Ark.'

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.