Luxury Cars Gifts

"Ownership gives one a real sense of accomplishment. Or skip the whole accomplishment thingy and just lease."

"His only acquisitions so far seem to have been a Ferrari and a villa a Marbella."

"What are the chances we'd both have brand new black Porsches?"

'Are we there yet?' (Numberplate reads Godot 1).

"It was a gift from god."

"He adored that old car !"

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

STRIP The grass is always greener on the other side

'Oh we like the car but where are the cup holders?'

'The only reason you married me is because my father left me a fortune!'

'Bodyguard? What a quaint expression. I'll have you know that Stevens is my bitch!'

'Where does he think he is - Wall Street?'

Manchester City's Team Bus.

Ace Limousine Service - we cash welfare checks.

Bonus on Board

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'You can't just throw money at everything.'

'Super premium gas, of course, and we recommend spring water for the radiator.'

"Why do we always have to see MY Porsche when there's a Crash on Wall Street?"

Limousine hire

Car Auction

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"I told you not to ask where he sees himself in five years."

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

"To practice social distancing, we'll need a bigger limo."

". . . So that's two escorts, three rovers, two BMWs, one porsche, four Jaguars, two Volvos and the Rolls Royce - that's £372,691.07."

"Okay, I have contributed to the total devastation of the planet because I wanted to make more profit. But I called my 12th 450 HP Luxury Limousine 'Greta'. Doesn't that count?"

"it's not that hard! All I want is a decent car!"

'Excuse me, sir, but they need you in the stadium. You're on deck.'

Tandem limo

"The plumber is here."

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'When we left the White House we were flat broke!'

'I'm sure going to miss Cuthbart's bragging about his gals, porche, his trips to Europe...'