Luxury Gifts

"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."

The struggle between good and luxury good.

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'Is it peasants or pheasants you're not allowed to pick up if you hit them?'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

Fendi Bag Lady

"Congratulations, it's a Versace!"

"It's too much... but is it enough?"

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

Princess and the Pea, Revisited

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

"I own one plane, two yachts, four houses and five politicians."

'True, money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cognac, fine cigars and the company of beautiful women, and these make me very happy indeed.'

'I don't care how much money he has, he can use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

Woman in Harrods with Rolls Royce Shopping Trolley.

'This must be how the 1% feel.'

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'Nice rims!'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Limousine outside hotel, "Back a bit...now forward a bit"

'Bathing in money is fun once, but you've been doing it for a week now. You're starting to get a little ripe.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Sports car.

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Chauffeur Driven Side Car.

Escalator Diving Board

"You know, since he bought the Ferrari my husband has just looked so young and trim..."