"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"
Luxury Shopping Gifts
If you know someone who adores luxury shopping, surprise them with a gift that captures their flair for luxury with a humorous twist. Our collection features chic and playful items perfect for those who love to indulge in high-end retail therapy. From witty mugs to stylish t-shirts, find something that aligns with their glamorous taste and shopping obsession. Show them you understand their passion with a thoughtful, fun gift that celebrates their love for all things luxury.
Wine Prices
"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."
"It smells like old money."
Do you think Santa will be making a stop at Tiffany & Company tonight, Lance? Sorry to disappoint you, Gloria, but I spotted Santa's sleigh in the parking lot of Kmart & Company earlier.
'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'
'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'
The shop. The big shop.
"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."
We Never Look at Prices Shop.
"Thank you Madam. That will be £5000 plus 5p for the bag, of course..."
Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.
"No offense intended, sir, but if you have to ask the price, it's probably too expensive for you."
Sloaney Pony.
"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."
"First class, or with children?"
"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."
'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'
La Table
What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!
'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'
'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'
Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.
Woman pouring perfume into her bath.
"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."
Bubbly
Haute Suture
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
Baroque Peacock
'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'
Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.
"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."
New Shoes.
Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.
'A Ball at the Mansion House'
Luxury Shopping Gifts Collection
Luxury Shopping Mugs
Explore our collection of luxury shopping-themed mugs perfect for adding humor and elegance to their daily routine.
Luxury Shopping Pillows
Find cozy pillows that showcase their passion for luxury retail with a fun and chic design.
Luxury Shopping Prints
Elevate their space with prints celebrating the glamour of luxury shopping, blending humor and sophistication.
Luxury Shopping T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that speak to their love of luxury shopping with a witty and fashionable twist.