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"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

Wine Prices

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

"It smells like old money."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Thank you Madam. That will be £5000 plus 5p for the bag, of course..."

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"No offense intended, sir, but if you have to ask the price, it's probably too expensive for you."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Sloaney Pony.

"First class, or with children?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

La Table

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Bubbly

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Haute Suture

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Baroque Peacock

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

New Shoes.