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"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

It bag and no knickers!

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

My other cart is a shopping cart.

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

'Aw,come on- we can't even afford 'from'.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"What credit crunch?"

'Sorry, this table is taken.'

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

'But MOM...how can I have shopping cred without a credit card?'

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

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'Now what to get with your compensation money-fur coat,diamond ring,Prada shoes...'

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

Do you think Santa will be making a stop at Tiffany & Company tonight, Lance? Sorry to disappoint you, Gloria, but I spotted Santa's sleigh in the parking lot of Kmart & Company earlier.