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"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

It bag and no knickers!

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

'Aw,come on- we can't even afford 'from'.'

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"What credit crunch?"

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

'Sorry, this table is taken.'

'But MOM...how can I have shopping cred without a credit card?'

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

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Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."