High-end Spirits Pillows

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

It bag and no knickers!

Inappropriate garnish.

The Angel's Share

Champagne Tasting.

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

Hell's Bells Whisky

"They misspelled your avatar."

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

'Sorry, this table is taken.'

Absent Friends Reunited.

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

"What are we?"

Wine Prices

"Is the vodka fresh?"

'Now what to get with your compensation money-fur coat,diamond ring,Prada shoes...'

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

'True, money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cognac, fine cigars and the company of beautiful women, and these make me very happy indeed.'

Sign on a liquor shop decorated for Christmas that reads "Give the gift of alcohol".

"To the gentleman in the back, at four pounds, last bottle of gin in all Khartoum!"

Ice pack for the heart.

Karate.

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Enjoying the poshest hot chocolate ever!

Old Mr. Boston Sloe Gin