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'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"An everything Martini, please."

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'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Mice playing double bass

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Easter Bunny

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

The Angel's Share

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Dog Teenagers

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

'All done Mum. The car's nice and clean.'

WInter Fish

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'You know, it's not good for kids' self-esteem to keep harping on about this 'naughty or nice' stuff.'

'I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

Snow Angel Fall