High Spirits Enthusiast Prints

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"An everything Martini, please."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

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"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Mice playing double bass

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

The Angel's Share

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Easter Bunny

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Dog Teenagers

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

"Go as a witch. Your room hasn't seen a broom in months."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

The gift of a family Christmas

'All done Mum. The car's nice and clean.'

Snow Angel Fall

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

Hell's Bells Whisky