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Arrogant OAP.

"An everything Martini, please."

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'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

The Angel's Share

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Hell's Bells Whisky

The Great Escape

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

Teenage Beluga

'I think you should know I'm listening to offers from other Santas.'

Bach for Christmas

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Makes me feel young again!

Mouse Cracker

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

Beer Wine Spirits. Candy. Chips. If I'm paying that much for 20-year-old scotch, I'm going to need to see some I.D.!

'True, money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cognac, fine cigars and the company of beautiful women, and these make me very happy indeed.'

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.