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Arrogant OAP.

"An everything Martini, please."

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'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

The Angel's Share

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

Hell's Bells Whisky

The Great Escape

'Mom took all the good rebellion stuff.'

'Don't be silly - we've got our heels on.'

"Oh Sarah, You bring out the child in me"

Bach for Christmas

Teenage Beluga

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

'I think you should know I'm listening to offers from other Santas.'

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Makes me feel young again!

Mouse Cracker

"We all have our own Christmas spirit. Mine's bourbon."

'True, money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cognac, fine cigars and the company of beautiful women, and these make me very happy indeed.'

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.