Bold Spirits Pillows

'Type-A personality if I ever saw one - he claims he is now going to swim upstream!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Protest

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Snail Racing

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

The Choice is Obvious

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'I hate snowboarders!'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

Edinson Cavani

'Well, did you win or what?'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

The Shy Nudist Camp.

The weight of winning gold.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Congress today convened a special panel to study use of illegal performance enhancing drugs on the senior Scrabble tour. Members of Congress expressed outrage that such a national pastime could be sullied by fiber doping. Their anger led to an angry exchange with one witness. Hey Congress, here's a four-letter word … Turn off her mic.

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Fortune Favours the Brave

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

Little League Umbrellas