Bold Spirits Gifts

'Type-A personality if I ever saw one - he claims he is now going to swim upstream!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Protest

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Snail Racing

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

The Choice is Obvious

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'I hate snowboarders!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Edinson Cavani

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

The weight of winning gold.

'Well, did you win or what?'

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

Fortune Favours the Brave

100m Flies Race: Entomological Olympiad.

Little League Umbrellas

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

"Congratulations Fergueson. I admire a man who'd rather beat his boss at golf, than get a big fat promotion."