Bold Spirit Admirer Gifts

Bold, brazen woman.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Rogue elephant

Dairy Devil

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

Notre Dame Phoenix

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Come at me, Bro!"

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

"It's vintage."

'You're too aggressive.'

Arrogant OAP.

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

Grades of booze

'Ahhh, the first renegade of fall...'

Cherub and old angel

'Now what?'

Outbreak of Boer War

'It means I can come and go as I please.'

Chutzpah 50c.

"Uh-oh, the piñata's got the bat now."

Sunbathing in jail.

'You and whose army?'

Yachting.

Donald Trump Knocks Out His Opponent

'Type-A personality if I ever saw one - he claims he is now going to swim upstream!'

If only we could learn how to open these things, we wouldn't be dependent anymore...

'It always has to be about you, doesn't it?'