Bold Spirit Admirer Gifts

Bold, brazen woman.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

Rogue elephant

Dairy Devil

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'

Notre Dame Phoenix

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

"It's vintage."

'You're too aggressive.'

"Come at me, Bro!"

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.

Arrogant OAP.

'Ahhh, the first renegade of fall...'

Grades of booze

Cherub and old angel

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

'Now what?'

Outbreak of Boer War

'It means I can come and go as I please.'

"Uh-oh, the piñata's got the bat now."

Chutzpah 50c.

Sunbathing in jail.

Many of you were confused about the "Randy's How to be an Alpha" lesson from yesterday: "Live like you've got nothing to lose." You know what? I don't care. If you don't get it, that's on you. If you want to hang out with the big dog, either keep up or get left behind. I hope that demonstration clears up the confusion. If not, I couldn't care less.

'You and whose army?'

Yachting.

'Type-A personality if I ever saw one - he claims he is now going to swim upstream!'

Donald Trump Knocks Out His Opponent

If only we could learn how to open these things, we wouldn't be dependent anymore...