Bright Side Admirer Gifts

Sunbathing in jail.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'He hasn't been able to speak for a week, conversely my blood pressure is nothing short of a miracle.'

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'

Always look on the bright side.

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

"Come at me, Bro!"

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

At least you didn't marry him.

"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."

'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

If life gives you lemons. . .

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

Into each life some rain must fall.

Good Year Blimp.

Chutzpah 50c.

'It means I can come and go as I please.'

Kissing Booth

Yachting.

'You and whose army?'

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

'Perk up. Just think of all that interest piling up at more than 5% per annum.'

'Black and white'