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Sunbathing in jail.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'He hasn't been able to speak for a week, conversely my blood pressure is nothing short of a miracle.'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'

Always look on the bright side.

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

"Come at me, Bro!"

Naomi Osaka

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."

At least you didn't marry him.

'No love, the public haven't voted you out. You haven't paid your rent.'

'It means I can come and go as I please.'

'I can't stand the Three Stooges!' , 'Oh, an anti-Shempite, eh?'

Into each life some rain must fall.

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

Dick Strawbridge

Kissing Booth

If life gives you lemons. . .

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

'You and whose army?'

Yachting.

Good Year Blimp.

Chutzpah 50c.

'Perk up. Just think of all that interest piling up at more than 5% per annum.'

'Black and white'