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Into each life some rain must fall.

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

The Death of the Blues

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

Business Meeting

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Moai having a lightbulb moment

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'He hasn't been able to speak for a week, conversely my blood pressure is nothing short of a miracle.'

Always look on the bright side.

'How can I put this....?'

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Garage sale.

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'

A light bulb imagines a Thomas Edison.

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

We're off to the Wells' potluck! All the neighbors will be there. Whoop-dee-do. Hey! We're building community. So you don't mind if we do, too? Of course not! We support your good citizenship. Good! 'Cause all the neighborhood kids are coming over here.

2020 vs. 2023

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

At least you didn't marry him.

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

"Announcements about the Youth Club, Senoirs Club, Woman's Club, & Twelve Steps Programs are so long, I'll dispense with my sermon."

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

Many of you were confused about the "Randy's How to be an Alpha" lesson from yesterday: "Live like you've got nothing to lose." You know what? I don't care. If you don't get it, that's on you. If you want to hang out with the big dog, either keep up or get left behind. I hope that demonstration clears up the confusion. If not, I couldn't care less.