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'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

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Blind Cyclist

The seeing-eye cat.

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

Some blind dates work out just fine.

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

Which of you is the gent who thinks he's invisible?'

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

Optometry

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'

"Okay...enjoy your invisible fence while we go eat invisible scraps!...."

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

Dr. Rashid Zeineh - Inventor of stealth technology.

Pharmacist, Optician, Attorney At-Law.

'Well, if a dog's going to beg, that's the way to do it.'