When seeing eye dogs go bad.
Blindness Buff With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts
Show off their playful side with a witty t-shirt tailored for a blind buff with a sense of humor. Comfortable and clever, it’s a great way to celebrate their unique outlook.
Snail Pattern Balding.
Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.
The barber
Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.
'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'
There's a zip code on your head. It's mail pattern baldness.
All I know is, your Rogaine's all chewed up, and the cat's been coughing like crazy.
"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."
Blind Cyclist
The seeing-eye cat.
'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'
"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."
"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"
"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."
"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"
"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."
Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.
'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'
"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."
'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).
My sister just had twins, Lance! A boy and a girl! What an all-encompassing birth! You can't do better than that! What about triplets? A boy, a girl, and a transvestite. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-16).
'Well, if a dog's going to beg, that's the way to do it.'
Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.
Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.
'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'
Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.
People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears.
Ned Buntz, U.S. Marshall and Frontier Optometrist
'Seeing eye marsupial.'
'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).
Look, Joe got a toupee! He's living under an assumed mane!
Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!
The heartache of Sore-Eye-Asis
"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."
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