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'Now watch our sales increase.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

George Washington's Birthday

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

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'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

Cyclops reading an eye chart

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

Pharmacist, Optician, Attorney At-Law.

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'So that's where I left my glasses!'

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

'Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.'