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'Now watch our sales increase.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

George Washington's Birthday

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

Optometry

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

"I wish you'd have made your appointment a little sooner."

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

Pharmacist, Optician, Attorney At-Law.

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'