Blindness Buff With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The barber

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

Blind Cyclist

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

"He's a good boy, but he sheds like crazy."

The seeing-eye cat.

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Someday, son, all of yours will be this."

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'Well, if a dog's going to beg, that's the way to do it.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

Man has special three-pronged comb for the three hairs on his head.

'I am afraid Mr Cyclops, they only come in pairs.'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears.

Ned Buntz, U.S. Marshall and Frontier Optometrist

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

The heartache of Sore-Eye-Asis

'You're just molting! It scared me too - the first time my feathers fell out!'

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."