Blind Enthusiast Gifts

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

The seeing-eye cat.

Blind Cyclist

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

Some blind dates work out just fine.

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

Which of you is the gent who thinks he's invisible?'

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'

The invisible man gets carded.

Pharmacist, Optician, Attorney At-Law.

"Okay...enjoy your invisible fence while we go eat invisible scraps!...."

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.