Bright Side Enthusiast Mugs

Into each life some rain must fall.

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

The Death of the Blues

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

Business Meeting

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

Moai having a lightbulb moment

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'He hasn't been able to speak for a week, conversely my blood pressure is nothing short of a miracle.'

'How can I put this....?'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

Garage sale.

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Always look on the bright side.

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

A light bulb imagines a Thomas Edison.

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

2020 vs. 2023

At least you didn't marry him.

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

"Announcements about the Youth Club, Senoirs Club, Woman's Club, & Twelve Steps Programs are so long, I'll dispense with my sermon."

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

Census: 'Do you know who I am?'

If life gives you lemons. . .