Bright-sider T-Shirts

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

Always look on the bright side.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Business Meeting

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

Moai having a lightbulb moment

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'He hasn't been able to speak for a week, conversely my blood pressure is nothing short of a miracle.'

'How can I put this....?'

Protecting the green

How do bright women get pregnant?

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'

A Very Good Idea

A light bulb imagines a Thomas Edison.

Lightbulb Maker

"So THIS is what the outside looks like..."

The Art Lover

'Ideas pre-Edison' and 'Ideas post-Edison'

"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."

At least you didn't marry him.

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

'Grandpa says there's more to life than what you see on TV. He must not have cable.'

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

Patents office, "That looks like a brilliant idea Mr Edison"

Sunbathing in jail.

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

Men working sign at golf hole

Chutzpah 50c.

Into each life some rain must fall.

If life gives you lemons. . .