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'He hasn't been able to speak for a week, conversely my blood pressure is nothing short of a miracle.'

"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."

At least you didn't marry him.

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'On the bright side, I've conquered my fear of failure.'

"...Not many men could cope with failure the way I have."

That shows business confidence.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Unguided imagery

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Better times ahead.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

The Three Kinds of People

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Your husband says BOO!"

Late-Onset Epiphany

Pollyanna, the Hamster