Bright Side Seeker Pillows

'He hasn't been able to speak for a week, conversely my blood pressure is nothing short of a miracle.'

"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."

At least you didn't marry him.

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'On the bright side, I've conquered my fear of failure.'

"...Not many men could cope with failure the way I have."

That shows business confidence.

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Unguided imagery

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Better times ahead.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The Three Kinds of People

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"Your husband says BOO!"

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

Pollyanna, the Hamster