The Bright-sider Pillows

"There's always a bright side. It's just that sometimes it's not the side that's facing you."

Business Meeting

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"The electric light has already been invented..."

Moai having a lightbulb moment

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'He hasn't been able to speak for a week, conversely my blood pressure is nothing short of a miracle.'

Born to play ball.

How do bright women get pregnant?

Always look on the bright side.

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'

'How can I put this....?'

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

A Very Good Idea

Lightbulb Maker

A light bulb imagines a Thomas Edison.

"So THIS is what the outside looks like..."

The Art Lover

School of Britishness...'You passed on the hopeless optimism for rubbish nationall sports teams but failed on keeping down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'

'Ideas pre-Edison' and 'Ideas post-Edison'

At least you didn't marry him.

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

"Don't eat so fast"

"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."

Patents office, "That looks like a brilliant idea Mr Edison"

Sunbathing in jail.

If life gives you lemons. . .

Men working sign at golf hole

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."