The Bright-sider Gifts

"There's always a bright side. It's just that sometimes it's not the side that's facing you."

Business Meeting

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"The electric light has already been invented..."

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

Moai having a lightbulb moment

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

'He hasn't been able to speak for a week, conversely my blood pressure is nothing short of a miracle.'

'How can I put this....?'

Born to play ball.

Always look on the bright side.

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'

How do bright women get pregnant?

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

A Very Good Idea

"So THIS is what the outside looks like..."

A light bulb imagines a Thomas Edison.

Lightbulb Maker

The Art Lover

School of Britishness...'You passed on the hopeless optimism for rubbish nationall sports teams but failed on keeping down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'

'Ideas pre-Edison' and 'Ideas post-Edison'

"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

At least you didn't marry him.

"Don't eat so fast"

Patents office, "That looks like a brilliant idea Mr Edison"

"Some days I wake up and feel so old..."

Sunbathing in jail.

If life gives you lemons. . .

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."

Into each life some rain must fall.