Bright Side Believers Gifts

'I feel guilty, I left my shopping cart by my car today, instead of putting it in the cart corral, , , At least when we die, we'll go to the same place,'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Your future looks charming.'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

"Take. Your. Time!"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Give Thanks.

'He hasn't been able to speak for a week, conversely my blood pressure is nothing short of a miracle.'

'Yes, Judy...looks like we're putting a good face on the impending bad weather.'

Always look on the bright side.

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

Jesus the comedian.

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

"Relax - we're blessings in disguise."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

Balloons

'Well, there's something you don't see every day!'

"That's a coincidence. I'm a Princess who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Do you think it would work if I kissed you?"

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

'I wish I had my money back...'

"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."

At least you didn't marry him.

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"Or, it could be a huge advantage."