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Kissing Booth

"Extreme miming"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Before the Internet

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Falstaff

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Cat Burglar

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Hamlet

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

"Stupid – yet irresistible."