Side Show Admirer Pillows

Kissing Booth

"Extreme miming"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Before the Internet

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat Burglar

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Falstaff

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Hamlet

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'Mother?'